How To Kill A Ninja
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Watch This Before You Decide To Kill A Ninja
“Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out of a haystack. It won't happen.”
~ Oscar Wilde on How to kill a Ninja
“More like finding a hay in a needlestack...”
~ Deadpool on above statement
For those who can't distinguish between fun and serious stuff, the quotes above were taken from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Kill_a_Ninja
That means they're all made up.
The premise is that every single one of us know someone who got killed by a ninja. We just didn't know that a ninja did it. That's how skilled they are. Now that you know, what's the most logical thing to do? Why exact revenge of course!
There's a little problem though. To kill a ninja, you must first find a ninja. For those of you not familliar with ninja's, finding a ninja is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously. Don't ever try it.
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What about Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo?
LOL I'd hire a samurai to kill me one. :D
Good idea!
Lol, like the humor...good idea for a hub. : )
I was really laughing hard when I first saw that video. I thought I'd share it with hubbers.
I have 3 words. Remington, Double Barreled, and lastly Birdshot. Lets see a ninja attack an industrialist now!
Oh and another thing, why dont I just bomb a pagoda?! There is bound to bew at least ONE ninja in that horribly agriculture looking thing!
I agree with Tornado's comments. Napalm is the way to go with anti-ninja tactics!
brodan 3 years ago
Funny video, Kudlit. Ninjutsu may have originated from the Chinese Lim Kue or "forest demons", ancient bandits who preyed on travelers. A modern-day ninja won't wear the costume though. If ever, we can see them but we can't identify them. The closest equivalent are assassins who are skilled at disguises.